Alright, dog-parent, let's cut the fluff. Your furry overlord deserves a bath that doesn't involve questionable chemicals and foo-foo smells. Our Dog Shampoo Bars are here to save the day (and your dog's dignity).
 
Tired of bathing your dog in a toxic soup of mystery ingredients? Yeah, us too. That's why we ditched the parabens, sulfates, and whatever else makes your dog smell like a lab experiment gone wrong. We've even pH-balanced this bad boy, because your dog's skin isn't just a slightly hairier version of yours.
 
Bath time bonding? Or just getting the dirt off? Either way, this bar lathers like a dream, so you can scrub away the evidence of your dog's latest mud-rolling adventure. No essential oils, because your dog doesn't need to smell like a rose garden. Just good, clean, dog. Plus, we tossed in some neem oil, because those little critters need a stern talking-to (and removal).
Instructions (because your dog can't read):
Lather.
Scrub.
Rinse.
Avoid eyeballs. Because even dogs hate stinging.
 
Saving the planet, one soggy dog at a time: We're not just about clean dogs; we're about a clean planet. That's why we package these bars in biodegradable plastic. You can feel good about giving your dog a bath without contributing to the plastic apocalypse.
 
Disclaimer (sensitive pups): While we've crafted this shampoo with the utmost care, every dog is unique. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. If your dog develops a rash, excessive scratching, or any other adverse reaction, consult your veterinarian. Better safe than sorry, folks.